---
title: credits · dmytro
description: who made this site, who fell off what, and the takes that didn't make it.
url: https://pqoqubbw.dev/credits
---

# credits

who made this site, who fell off what, and the takes that didn't make it.

the credits roll on one side while the bloopers play on the other. after the end there is one more scene.

pqoqubbw.dev presents

a dmytro production

five friends and a floor

## starring, in order of height

- sky: the tall one
- kit: the triangle
- robin: the round one
- jo: the square
- pip: the smallest one

## also starring

- the bench: itself
- the floor: y = 262, every page
- a box: the stool

## crew

- directed by: dmytro
- written by: dmytro, mostly
- design: dmytro
- lead of animation: claude
- physics: also claude
- in-betweens: claude, 12 a second
- notes on the in-betweens: dmytro, a lot of them
- continuity: nobody, it turns out

## on set

- boom operator: sky, unfortunately
- clapper loader: pip
- key grip: pip, with 26 px arms
- best boy: pip
- catering: pip
- sweeping up: pip
- stunts: robin, mostly by accident
- sleeping between takes: robin
- sitting on its point: kit, when asked
- holding still: jo
- line producer: the floor line

## how it moves

- frame rate: 12 fps, on purpose
- gravity: 900 px/s², by contract
- knees and elbows: two bones and the law of cosines
- bounces: one, small
- falls: slow at first, then all at once
- arms: a fixed length, no stretching
- eyes: two dots, sometimes two lines
- between scenes: one long scribble
- blinking: every 4.8 s, never all at once

## shot on

- format: svg, 1200 × 300
- line: one width, scaled to your screen
- frames: drawn in python, one svg string each
- dailies: contact sheets, hundreds of them
- checked with: a headless chrome

## built with

- framework: next.js 16
- ui: react 19
- styles: tailwind css 4
- types: typescript
- font: paper mono
- designed in: paper
- lint and format: oxlint, oxfmt
- packages: pnpm
- hosting: vercel
- analytics: openpanel
- cache: a year, immutable

## locations

- the bench: /couch
- the 404: a page that isn't there
- everything else: pqoqubbw.dev

## special thanks

the bench, for holding up most of the time

the floor, for always being there

gravity, for never changing its mind

you, for reading the credits

no squares were harmed in the making of this site.

kit's point was not sharpened for this production.

the boom mic has been spoken to.

any resemblance to real shapes is a coincidence.

the end

stay for one more scene

## bloopers

- take 14: the boom mic is pushed in over their heads, sags, and lands on the tall one's head
- take 4: the square forgets its line. the three dots fall out of its speech bubble
- take 9: the smallest one walks right in front of the camera, huge, and stops to look at it
- take 22: the round one has hiccups and hops out of its spot
- take 3: the tall one walks into a low door frame, then ducks under it
- take 17: the round one rolls away, out of the shot, and back in from the other side
- take 1: the smallest one claps the slate and the weight of it tips it over backwards
- take 6: the tall one's back-cast hooks the smallest one and reels it up
- take 2: group photo on a timer. the tall one blinks, and on the retake everyone else does
- take 31: the bench breaks in the middle and everyone slides into a pile
- take 12: a stack of three. the round one rolls off the square and the smallest one jumps clear
- take 47: nobody can keep a straight face. the round one falls over laughing

## after the credits

after the credits, the smallest one sweeps up the set, notices you're still here, and waves

[back home](https://pqoqubbw.dev/index.md)